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Volume One

The Sausage Fest

Part One | Part Two

Volume Two

Chefs and the City

Part One | Part Two

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#1 Death Doughnuts

Chops mulls a future without Burns. Oh, and Elmö gets raped.

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#2 Cerberus Stew

Uniting with Joe Biden, Chops searches for Burns in Hell.

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#3 Kraken Calamari

Chops and the Executive Branch sail into the Bermuda Triangle.

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#4 Buraq Buritos

Chops decides to use enhanced interrogation techniques in his search for Burns.

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#5 Medusa Merlot

As scout dads, the Chefs teach their troop how to hunt medusæ.

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#6 Dining on Doppelgängers

Jorge's attempts to find love result in a war between the Chefs and a rival restaurant.

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Chefs In Black is a parody intended for a mature audience. You have been warned.

"Chefs and the City" (Part 1) Premise

Inspired by Dante, Chops embarks on his own divine comedy to rescue Burns from the afterlife and get things at the Sausage Fest back to normal.

Chefs In Black: Death Doughnuts  Chefs In Black: Cerberus Stew  Chefs In Black: Kraken Calamari  Chefs In Black: Buraq Burritos  Chefs In Black: Medusa Merlot  Chefs In Black: Dining on Doppelgangers

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