#4 Werewolf Waffles
For a sustainable supply of werewolves, the Chefs travel to jolly olde England.
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"The Sausage Fest" (Part 1) Premise
The first half of the inagural Chefs In Black volume introduces us to Chops and Burns. This new bromance leads to the creation of The Sausage Fest restaurant and they begin to hunt mythological creatures. Creatures hunted: extra-terrestrial grays, Filipino aswangs, South Pacific mermaids, muppets, British werewolves, genies, vampires, holy virgin mothers, and everything in sight at the North Pole.
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