Chefs In Black is a parody intended for a mature audience. You have been warned.
Volume One Print Edition
We've teased you with a print copy of Chefs In Black: Volume One for some time now and it's finally happening! Sure it's mostly the same shit you get here for free, but this bad boy will be full color, feature some extra goodness, and provide the authors with the sort of financial assistance that will keep them from needing to sell their bodies on the streets so we can buy colored pencils. More information will be coming soon!
Chefs In Black is a parody intended for a mature audience. All Chefs in Black content copyright © 2010 and 2011 by Cliff N. Hansen and Tim Harnett and, unless otherwise stated, has a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License. Chefs in Black is a parody protected by the United States First Amendment, common sense, and the landmark court case of Fox News vs. Two Girls, One Cup. We are aware that it is a steaming pile of monkey shit. These comics contain copious and gratuitous nudity, perverse sexual situations, mullets, alcohol abuse, bestiality, drug use, violence, images of religious figures such as Ganesh and that other guy, masageny, fecal humor, man-on-satyr sodomy, heresy, redundancy, libel, slander, jingoism, bigamy, racism, incitement of civil unrest, witchcraft, heresy, redundancy, bad puns, bullying, draft-dodging, terrorism, unrepentant socialist sympathies, an awkward unreturned love toward Richard Dawkins, Holocaust denial, Zionism, advocacy for the reunification of the Dakota Territories, blasphemy, pro-IRA sentiment, anti-IRA sentiment, teen angst, bitterness, McCarthyism, disco-fever, shark jumping, and Muppets. These comics are definitely NSFW. They are probably not safe for home either. They should not be read by children, pregnant women, women who are operating heavy machinery, women who may become pregnant with heavy machinery, women pregnant by heavy machinery, dull people, or people with no understanding of the nature of the universe (such as most Muslims, Christians, or Jews...except for the Hollywood Jews who we will sell out to faster that you can say "that whole Hollywood Jew thing is a racist myth."). It's all for the purposes of parody, satire, and a good drunken laugh. Please don't kill us!